The Bathroom Slits

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we talk uber drivers, play a new game called Cuffing or Bluffing, peeping Toms in bathroom stall slits, and squ*rting! 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with comedians and e...

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0:00.0	I have had someone be like, how does your pussy have no smell?
0:03.2	And I'm like, hmm, hmm, hmm.
0:04.8	I don't even know my 10-step plan.
0:06.8	You don't know my 10-step routine I prepared for four days prior to fucking use.
0:11.9	Men don't have to prepare to have sex.
0:14.1	No.
0:14.3	We have to do the most.
0:20.6	Welcome back to two girls.
0:23.6	I am hot balls right now, though.
0:26.4	I saw in Texas, though, if somebody is setting an arson, like setting a fire and they're committing arson, you can shoot them.
0:32.5	In Texas?
0:33.1	In Texas, you're allowed to shoot them for starting a fire.
0:35.4	We got to look that up before we,
0:39.1	when we talked about the laws.
0:45.1	Which I don't know if it's accurate, but can, hold on.
0:46.1	Our producer.
0:49.2	I love how we trust chat GPT like it's Google.
0:52.0	Like, just everything is the truth that it spits back at us. I do have to say, I've been treating chat GPT a lot nicer than I ever have Google because
0:57.2	chat GPT is going to take over and I want that bitch on my side.
1:01.1	So I say, please, I say thank you.
1:03.8	I shake her hand on the way out.
1:05.7	I smack her ass when she looks good.
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