He Put His Tussy In It! w/Comedian Zako Ryan
2 Girls 1 Blunt
Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade
4.7 • 548 Ratings
🗓️ 21 January 2025
⏱️ 75 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Zacho tried to smoke a fucking goldfish. |
| 0:03.1 | I almost did smoke a goldfish. |
| 0:04.6 | You were like, what's that? |
| 0:05.7 | You thought it was some diamonds. |
| 0:07.6 | Okay, you were the one. |
| 0:09.4 | I was like, that's what goldfish my cat ate. |
| 0:11.4 | You're the one that left cat eating goldfish next to weed resin. |
| 0:17.4 | Well, it. |
| 0:19.4 | No one does that. |
| 0:20.5 | No excuse. If you've ever seen regurgitated goldfish |
| 0:23.5 | I threw it in the ad... |
| 0:25.5 | It looks a lot like weed resin. |
| 0:31.3 | I threw it in the ashtray in my defense. |
| 0:37.7 | Yeah, that was on the couch And I usually, that ashtray was ready to be emptied. |
| 0:42.2 | So I assumed it'd be emptied by now. |
| 0:44.0 | But, you know, we have other things to do, Zacho. |
| 0:47.6 | We're important people. |
| 0:49.5 | And we have people to see in places to be. |
| 0:51.9 | Never felt like more of a fiend in my life that when I was holding the smoky glass |
| 1:00.8 | and I went, ooh, hey, what's that? |
| 1:07.6 | You go, that's a goldfish. |
| 1:14.4 | I feel like I also have to add context that the goldfish was covered in ash |
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