THE BART SIMPSON CYST

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

A couple immobilized by both of their recent injuries calls in to teach me about the painful situation that is vaginal cysts. Afterwards a caller ponders the ethics of him routinely stealing groceries, and a final couple tells me how their romance began at a McDonalds. Try not to make it weird. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hey folks it's Lyle. Before we get into the episode I wanted to talk to you guys about a new thing I'm doing
0:05.3	where you can help support my lizard endeavors by becoming a premium member of this
0:15.0	premium member of this podcast over at therapy gecko dot com
0:16.0	premium members or geck legends as I call them will be able to get every new and existing episode of Therapy Gecko completely ad free.
0:25.2	He'll also get a bonus podcast episode once a month, a bonus live show episode once a month
0:30.6	from all of the live shows I've been doing around the world.
0:33.7	A member's only live stream once a month.
0:36.2	Plus, you'll also support my ability to continue hopefully doing this podcast for a long time,
0:41.7	doing it around the world, and also supporting my ability to
0:45.5	occasionally go eat a slice of pizza. Go to therapy gecko. supercast. com or find the link in the episode
0:54.4	description to become a geck legend today. All right let's get into the
0:59.5	episode.
1:00.5	Hello?
1:03.2	Hi.
1:03.6	This is Good? Yeah, who is this?
1:05.2	Um, this is Brandon.
1:06.7	How are you doing tonight?
1:08.7	Oh, man, I'm doing pretty all right,. I'm here to talk to some people on the phone and be a lizard and learn about folks in the world who aren't me.
1:26.6	And you aren't me, you're Brandon,
1:29.7	you're a separate entity from I, and I would love to know what's going on with you.
1:36.2	Is there a thing in particular that you called in to talk about?
1:39.3	It's okay if not.
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