“I CHEATED AND SHE TOOK ME BACK”

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

A caller tells me how he’s still with his girlfriend despite cheating on her with a man in the movie theater bathroom during a screening of Cocaine Bear. We get her side of the story too. Then I play a clip from one of my live shows in Florida where a man tells me all about bailing his mom out of jail for a DUI. Peter Griffin is a reference to pop culture. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hey folks it's Lyle. Before we get into the episode I wanted to talk to you guys about a new thing I'm doing
0:05.3	where you can help support my lizard endeavors by becoming a premium member of this
0:15.0	premium member of this podcast over at therapy gecko dot com
0:16.0	premium members or geck legends as I call them will be able to get every new and existing episode of Therapy Gecko completely ad free.
0:25.2	He'll also get a bonus podcast episode once a month, a bonus live show episode once a month
0:30.6	from all of the live shows I've been doing around the world.
0:33.7	A member's only live stream once a month.
0:36.2	Plus, you'll also support my ability to continue hopefully doing this podcast for a long time,
0:41.7	doing it around the world, and also supporting my ability to
0:45.5	occasionally go eat a slice of pizza. Go to therapy gecko. supercast.com or find the link in the episode description to become a geck legend today.
0:58.5	All right, let's get into the episode.
1:00.8	Call from Brayden.
1:03.0	Hello?
1:05.0	Hi.
1:07.0	Hey what's up.
1:08.0	Oh my God I actually got through you.
1:11.0	I am so excited to be talking to you Braden what's going on how's life how's it how's it
1:18.8	hang my guy not much not much got back with my girlfriend recently trying to find a job.
1:27.7	Uh, just trying to look like an idiot in front of 800 people.
1:33.0	Why you're trying to look like... Well, are you saying that you are afraid of looking like an idiot talking on this on this show yes no I've seen you a
1:45.8	couple good times try to call in so finally my turn to be in front of the 800s. Yeah, well, it's weird. I always forget that anyone is like actually
1:57.0	listening to these conversations because I don't know I it's I am in a room I'm in a room alone right now
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