How did it go, Keith?

Has the wife agreed to let the SAS officer out for the afternoon?

Yes, she has actually, Reverend.

Now, what I didn't tell you is that to help you both with your mission,

we're supplying you with a crack support team.

You're what?

Oh yes, the very best we have to offer. So don't worry, you won't have to do this

alone. Oh, for Pete's sake. We'll leave you in your team here to formulate a plan. Willie, Alice, Margaret,

pay close attention and do exactly what they say.

Willie, Alice and Margaret are our crack team.

They're all ideally suited to the mission,

and they were the only ones available at short notice.

Oh dear.

All those not going to Berksworth, let's leave Keith and Dan alone to prepare their team.

So Margaret, what do you bring to the operation except for a special crying technique?

I know the building like the back of my hand.

And the other side of my hand will give us access to the secure office where the document is held.

Oh, so you can only access the office with your palm print?

No, I use that side of my hand to turn door knobs.

Alice, what's your special skill?

Well, if you remember, I'm the leader of the musical group, Alice Farthing in the Dry Ice Quartet.

Believe me, Alice, no one who's heard you sing ever forgets it.

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