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Barmy Dale A British Podcast Sitcom

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🗓️ 10 February 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Another festive delight, this time time taken from series 2.

Here is the 2021 Christmas Special.

Rev Wilkins is doing his best to help the children of Barmy Dale by dressing up as Father Christmas. Keith and Dan are forced to go shopping with their wives at the Barmy Dale shopping centre. But something isn't quite right!

Starring:

Juliet Howland as Gracie

Camilla Simson as Sharon

Stuart Wheeldon as Dan

Martin Skellern as Keith

Jeffrey Holland as Reverend Wilkins

Vicki Michelle as Angie Edwards

Will Chitty as Percy "Branston" Edwards

Judy Buxton as Mildred Wilkins

Karl Howman as D.S. Linklater

Michael Fenton-Stevens as the Police Chief

Kate Skellern as Shop Assistant

Abbey Norman as Little Girl

Written by Skellern & Wheeldon

Sound editor & designer Emily Compton

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Transcript

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0:00.0	All right, elves, open the bin. Well, look who it is, the Reverend's Merry Elves, Keith and Dan.
0:07.8	Hello, Branson. So, you thought you'd steal my sack, did you?
0:11.3	In fairness, it does belong to the deprived children of Armadale.
0:14.2	I was a deprived child, as a matter of fact.
0:16.6	Oh, well, it is rightfully yours then, Branson. Well, that seems to be settled. We should probably go and leave you to it, shall be then?
0:22.3	Oh, jeeroses, you're not going anywhere.
0:24.8	You're staying out of sight until I'm safely back in myself,
0:27.8	so no one finds out that I was ever out.
0:30.6	Understood?
0:31.8	Understood.
0:32.5	Right, back in your bin.
0:33.9	Make sure the padlock's on.
0:35.5	And get this bin out of sight.
0:41.8	Okay. bin. Make sure the padlock's on and get this bin out of sight. Are you there, Reverend? Yes, they put your bin next to mine.
0:45.4	What can you see through those peep-holes of yours? Where are we?
0:48.9	We're hidden behind the grotto, I think. Have you got the time in there?
0:52.3	Uh, 124. Right, Keith. We've got 36 minutes to get out of this situation and back to the meeting
0:57.0	place with the wives.
0:59.0	What are we going to do?
1:00.0	There's nothing to do, is there?
1:01.0	We're stuck in a bin.
1:02.0	Well, you need to get that scheme in mind of yours into gear, because I'm not spending all 12 days
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