The Hello and welcome the citation needed

podcast will we choose the subject read a single article about it on Wikipedia and pretend

we're experts is this the internet and that's how it works now?

I'm heaf and I'm joined by four guys who just traded foot jobs with our bear paws without thinking

about the vibes of the podcast we're about to report together.

Now we're Cecil Tom and Eli.

See now, this is the kind of pre-show content you're missing by not being patrons, y'all.

There's conversations happened.

There is, yeah. I actually have a bare arms fetish because I'm American sure damn it sure

I definitely thought about the vibes but still very happy with my choices.

He too! High five, Tom. Yeah, there we go buddy.

Low-faw. More like it.

Am I right? We're gonna make it work. We're gonna make it work.

The good vibes, good vibes. I like what you did there, Tom.

Nice. All right right also tell us what person

place thing concept phenomenon or event are we gonna be talking about today we love you patrons

I do too. Today we're going to be talking about the barefoot band.

All right, so who was the barefoot bandit and to what extent does America need heroes time?

To a very large extent a big a very a lot huge huge we need heroes look look around at what's on offer for

many corners the world you won't see a whole lot of great American hero

choices and well today's story isn't about someone I would

personally call a hero yes I absolutely would not because anything he did was

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