The Hello and welcome to citation need of the podcast where we choose a subject

read a single article about it on Wikipedia and pretend we're experts

because this is the internet and that's how it works now. I'm no and I'm going to be the

butt of the old jokes tonight but to make that happen I'll have to welcome in a bunch of people who aren't appreciably younger than me.

First up, two men with magnificent beards, Cecil and Eli.

It hides some of the rest of it, so it's a total win for me.

Yeah.

And I can't wait for other forms of laziness to signify refinement.

I'm hoping my untrimmed pubes get me onto a library board one day.

Refinement is what you think of that.

Yeah, that's what people tell me.

And also joining us tonight are two other guys who also have beards, Heath and Tom.

Yeah, no, I don't use mine for a personality, so it's different.

Yeah, no, I do tall and cheap.

That's my wife, Noah, not a beard.

I don't know why nobody believes me.

And quick, before we get started, I wanted to take a second to remind our listeners that

some motherfuckers pay for this

shit and those are the best motherfuckers.

If you'd like to learn out of join their ranks, be sure to stick around until the

end of the show and with that out of the way, tell us Heath, what person plays,

think concept phenomenon or event we'll be talking about today.

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