Hello everybody and welcome back to the YouTube News podcast and what's that you hear in your ears?

What is that sweet audio elixia?

That's the sound of me being back in the proper YouTuber news studio, the proper podcast recording studio

with a really fancy mic and the soundproofed walls so that no one outside dare get a glimpse of what we're recording

here today. It's so exciting to be back in the studio. I think it's going to make the show one,

if not two percent better, and I could not be more excited. And before we get on with the show,

we've got some very strange stories for you today, as always, some fun, wacky YouTuber stories

and my other things, including some questions from the audience. But I'd like to open by just touching on something.

There was a Twitter trend today this morning when I woke up that said 11 years of Dan and Phil,

because it's apparently been 11 years of Dan and Phil. They are 11 years old. Today, congratulations

to both of them. And I'd like to start the show because they

are, of course, YouTube veterans, you know, they were one of the first trailblazing, big,

famous YouTubers, the pair of them, you know, separately and together. And so I'd like to go

over some of their greatest moments, their highlights. Like the time Phil drove a motorbike over

15 flaming school buses to raise awareness for headlights.

All the time Dan put on a non-black t-shirt and it burned his flesh.

All the time Phil wrestled a lion to the ground and successfully taught it rudimentary French.

These are the kinds of things you think of when you think of YouTube.com,

which is a very popular video site if you don't know.

So I'd just like to say happy birthday to Dan and Phil.

Congratulations on turning 11, the big one won.

Eight years younger than me, you're crazy kids, but enjoy it and have some sweets.

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