“The Bad Luck Expert” with Mitra Jouhari

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2019

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Our guest may have pooped in public (twice!), but at least shes employed! Having cut herself making cookies and having gone partially blind after playing soccer, our Bad Luck Expert, Mitra Jouhari, explains her run with unluckiness. Plus, Sydnee shops for bathing suits while Marie shops for apartments she knows she cant afford.

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1:00.0	Hi guys!
1:02.0	Hey Sydney, we're here at the unofficial expert and it's just wonderful. I'm so happy
1:06.7	Really? Yeah you got some this morning now definitely done. Speak koonin.
1:11.1	No I definitely did not. Did you? No I'm just in a good Definitely did you know.
1:13.0	No, I'm just in a good mood bitch. I would just want to know why it's the new year. You know okay, but I want to know why
1:20.6	You know somebody laid hands on my shoulders and just said be positive
1:25.5	and I feel that energy. Okay, sis, be best. That's exactly what it is.
1:30.8	Be best. Yeah. I'm reclaiming that. Mm-hmm. The best. That's great. Yeah. Wow. Okay, so you're not going to ask me how I'm doing it. I'm doing great. Thank you. I mean, I knew you were going to be great. But no, you did it. I'm looking at it. I was going to be great, but no you didn't. I'm looking at you and I'm like,
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