Hello, everybody. Welcome to Roseprix. It's the Bachelorette and it's episode two. I don't know why

my voice just went up like five octaves. Yeah, no, you're really into it. You're so excited.

We're going to be so excited. Let me just give you a couple of like overall thoughts about this

season. I really, and I'm not trying to dissuade anybody from watching it. But this is, I feel like

if you're listening to this, you're already either in watching it or you're just or you're not

and you're just listening to our podcast, which is fine. Either way is fine. I had some hopes for

this because, Cessli, you have like a little bit of an insider scoop that told you this is going

to bring it. Absolutely. I and I have like a big insider scoop from bachelor nation from that

world, like bigger, bigger, big somebody whose name I can't even say. And he's like, trust me,

trust me on this or his initials MF. His initials, her initials are CL.

Look what? Your friends with charity. It's Spencer, you guys. I didn't want to say anything.

I was really trying to keep this like a little secret, but it's my good friend Spencer,

which I have a lot to say this episode about Spencer and what's happening there.

How did you have a lot to say about just trust, trust you me? You, you meet trust. Like that's

a thing I'm trying to get going. You meet trust, girl. You meet trust here. Okay, so this is what I'm

feeling. My feelings, I'm having big feelings. My feelings are that nothing is going to fucking

happen in this season. So they're trying to make these dramas. This is the most forced drama.

This whole spring break gate is like, what? You got come on, you guys. You have to have something

better than like everybody's acting like they're on spring break. What does that even mean? Like

nobody should flip in a pool. Like that's crazy. These people are acting like they're having

they're just here to have some fun. Okay, when charity's not even there, I just felt like then they

they tried to make this a runner through the whole episode. And I was like, there's better

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