The Babylon Bee 2022 Christmas Special
The Babylon Bee
Seth Dillon
4.4 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2022
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
The Babylon Bee’s Kyle Mann, Jarret Lemaster, Brandon Toy, and Dan Coats celebrate Christmas by talking about the objectively best and worst Christmas movies of all time, best and worst gifts, and answer a question from Ryan who is looking for Christian book recommendations. There’s also time for a special holiday Sizzler Fact, Dan explaining how Charles Dickens might have saved Christmas, and a very special reading of the poem Noel by J.R.R. Tolkien!
In the full-length subscribers-only podcast, The Bee guys sing Christmas Carols written by subscribers!
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| 0:00.0 | It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. |
| 0:03.0 | Don, we now, our gay apparel. |
| 0:06.4 | It's the time of year to be of good cheer, |
| 0:10.0 | unlike the rest of the year. |
| 0:11.3 | Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. |
| 0:14.4 | And more on. |
| 0:16.7 | And now the Babylon B Christmas special, 2022. |
| 0:23.8 | Welcome everyone to the Babylon B podcast. |
| 0:26.0 | I'm hanging out here today with Jared and Brandon and Dan |
| 0:29.6 | and of course my name's Kyle and I'm hanging out here with my buddies. |
| 0:32.4 | Treasure in heaven is great, but it's not going to buy you a tank of gas. |
| 0:36.0 | So let's take a moment to briefly review the current state of our economy |
| 0:39.2 | and the global effect the war between Russia and Ukraine has had. |
| 0:42.4 | We're in for a tough year here. |
| 0:43.7 | And Biden's printing and spending could be catastrophic for the US dollar and the market. |
| 0:48.5 | That's why a growing number of financial analysts are recommending you diversify |
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| 1:05.3 | The team at Allegiance Gold takes the time to educate their clients on the importance |
| 1:08.8 | of having a financial portfolio that's diversified with gold and silver. |
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