Long Frog Tubes and Other Wikipedia Edits, Advice For Husbands, Drag Queen Bill Signing
The Babylon Bee
Seth Dillon
4.4 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2022
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
The Babylon Bee Podcast can’t stop laughing as they go through hilarious Wikipedia edits and Emma quizzes the guys on their husband skills. They also go through the news of the week like Biden inviting a pedophile drag queen to the Respect For Marriage Act signing, Roger Stone believing in a visible demonic portal swirling like a cauldron over the White House, and Avatar 2 coming out for some reason.
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| 0:00.0 | SPF was arrested in the Bahamas, crushing his dream of becoming a Delhi menu item. |
| 0:05.6 | All order the SPF please. |
| 0:07.6 | Avatar 2 is out in theaters this weekend end of message. |
| 0:11.6 | We read a book full of questions for husbands and it wasn't even written by a woman. |
| 0:16.8 | Roger Stone thinks there's a demonic portal over the White House, but what else is new? |
| 0:22.7 | Bydonsign the Respect for Mirror Jack and there is no better way to make this happen |
| 0:26.7 | than to invite a drag queen to perform for children. |
| 0:29.7 | All this in Mormons. |
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