We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Okay. You have accessed entry 088 dot RV 173.

Certificate number 3627.

The Babylon Working 3.627.

The Babylon Working.

The Babylon Working. That's not a sound.

Mr. Mojo-Rison?

Mr. Mojo-Rison?

The, I guess the first thing for the far distant future to understand is that we're

currently living in an odd era of inflection when it comes to religious belief.

I mean I think the first thing that the far future needs to understand is that we used to think that time was linear.

And future existed. Yeah, that they are they're at a flat

circle so our compatriots who are who are right now simultaneously

listening on a different part of a four-dimensional solid we call time space.

That's right.

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