The Austin Owl Building with Ever Mainard

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2019

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Yee haw little doggies, we're keeping Austin weird this episode with a conspiracy theory that ties together the Illuminati, the Bohemian Grove, the great state of Texas, and a bunch of high-altitude ritual murder. Our guest this week is the wildly funny Ever Mainard, and boy did we have a BIG giggle recording this. Ever's theory is that the folks behind the Frost Bank building in Austin TX are secred Mason murder nerds who love taking drifters up to the penthouse and killing them for satan and stuff. And her evidence is compelling, y'all!

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0:00.0	The You grew up in Austin, right? I grew up in a rural town outside of Austin.
0:23.0	Gotcha, how rural?
0:24.0	Eight hundred people.
0:25.0	Oh, hell yeah.
0:26.0	So, but then I would go to Austin to do comedy.
0:29.0	Gotcha.
0:30.0	And then ever since I was little, it's been like known, or at least since the building was constructed.
0:37.0	Yes.
0:38.0	Like everyone was like, you know what happens at the top.
0:40.0	Yeah.
0:41.0	What happens at the top? This is like before the internet was the internet, you know?
0:46.0	Yes, it was just like, like, who whispers.
0:48.0	Before we get into it, I have a question about living in a town that small.
0:52.0	Could you date at all? I mean yeah but I
0:56.3	left when I was 21. Okay. Yeah so you're like a lot of the people that
1:01.1	dated in high school are married.
1:03.6	Oh yeah, that makes sense.
1:05.0	It's one of those.
1:06.0	I guess I've just heard like, I know a few people who grew up in like Tinytown
1:08.9	Northern California because that's where I went to school and they were like,
1:11.9	oh, it just felt like everyone in town was your cousin.
1:14.5	Yeah. But maybe it's just like you get used to it. Yeah I kind of do. I went back
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