Hello and welcome to this week's episode of Trump Trolls Trump.

Yes, I'm going to mock that guy who continues to use my last name,

despite all of the letters demanding he stopped doing it.

So weird.

Anyway, we mock him here, righteously and legitimately. Because it's fun.

Anyway, it has been 285 days since inauguration day. Wow. And we are taking a look back at week 40.

The government shutdown started five weeks ago and appears to have no end

in sight. Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson has warned us that this could end up being the

longest shutdown in history. By the way, currently the longest shutdown in history was, you

guessed it, during Donald's first term in office. For once, this Johnson is actually telling the truth.

The question is, is it merely coincidence that this shutdown distracts, or I should say,

ignores the Epstein files?

According to White House spokesperson Caroline Levitt, Donald's main priority is not the shutdown, but the construction

of the brand new Golden Epstein Ballroom. That's what it's called. Seriously, I don't know

if you've heard this, but maybe we're breaking news here. This is official. The new $350 billion,

no, not billion. That's a lot of money that's even that if that's too much even for

donald the new 350 million dollar ballroom is going to be christened the Jeffrey

Epstein ballroom for the morally compromised.

The addition is to be built over the smoldering remains of the White House East Wing.

But Donald's enablers want you to know that he is working hard to resolve the issues behind the shutdown because he has a big heart and he really cares,

which is why he spent most of the government shutdown in different countries.

Which brings us to MTV Road Rule star Sean Duffy.

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