The Art of Taking a Profile Pic (w/ Rob Corddry)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 29 October 2021
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Rob Corddry (Childrens Hospital, Hot Tub Time Machine) joins Nicole to discuss cannibalism, the art of taking a good profile picture, Rob gives advice on Nicole's dating app bio, and they both geek out over cars.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why! |
| 0:18.0 | Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me? |
| 0:27.0 | I'm a hotcaster, me and Nicole Bire try to figure out how I'm still single, even though you could |
| 0:32.0 | uh, jizz in all of my candles and let it harden and tell me that's a natural candle! |
| 0:39.0 | I would still date you, my guest today! |
| 0:44.0 | Ooh, what a treat! |
| 0:45.0 | He's an Emmy award-winning comedian and actor you know him from Children's Hospital Ballers, Hot Top Time Machine, and the unicorn! |
| 0:52.0 | It's a Rob Codrie! |
| 0:54.0 | Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! |
| 0:56.0 | No, Codrie! |
| 0:57.0 | Codrie! |
| 0:58.0 | Yeah, you said it right? |
| 0:59.0 | Yeah, I said Codrie and then I was like, I think I'm saying it wrong, I should have confirmed before I started |
| 1:04.0 | I heard Codrie, I heard Codrie, I think we're fine. |
| 1:07.0 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, I mean, you'll hear about it on social media, the, the, the, the, |
| 1:11.0 | Oh lord, the Codrie, the Codrie cakes out there? |
| 1:14.0 | I think that's my fan base. |
| 1:15.0 | The Codrie cakes! |
| 1:17.0 | There's two of them. |
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