4.8 • 15.6K Ratings
🗓️ 5 November 2021
⏱️ 64 minutes
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0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
0:09.6 | Why won't you date me? |
0:11.4 | Why won't you date me? |
0:13.3 | Please tell me why. |
0:23.8 | Baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me? |
0:27.6 | The podcast or mean to go buy or try to figure out how I'm still single. |
0:31.3 | Even though you could come in my cereal and tell me it's milk, I would say some things |
0:36.8 | afoot. |
0:37.8 | My guest today is a writer, a performer who's written for Jimmy Kamel and Ellen DeGeneres. |
0:43.3 | She's also been featured on Conan, The Late Late Show, and Modern Family. |
0:47.2 | It's Shannon Joy Roger! |
0:50.3 | I was wondering why you were gonna say it was great. |
0:54.0 | Okay, good. |
0:55.0 | I'm glad you liked it. |
0:57.4 | First and foremost. |
0:58.4 | Wouldn't it be that... |
0:59.4 | Wouldn't that be sticky though? |
1:01.0 | Wouldn't it be like if the com was milk? |
1:05.8 | What if you have frosted flakes and it's been there a minute? |
1:08.0 | No. |
1:09.0 | If it's actually the frosted flakes are slightly melting, is it hot outside? |
1:12.4 | What's going on with that? |
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