Hello and welcome to the political orphanage, a home for plucky misfits and problem solvers.

I'm your host, Andrew Heaton.

Have you ever noticed that when celebrities get really big,

they develop inexplicable accents. Have you noticed this?

Madonna grew up in Michigan, but then in her 30s or 40s she sort of developed a British

accent. We're here check out

Lindsay Loeen. This is just me holding it with me walking, going, whereas the

paparazzi may be across the street I didn know, and they crucified me for it in America.

She's from Long Island. Where the hell is that accent coming from? What is it? What is that accent?

The Italian?

It wasn't there when she was a child actress in the parent trap.

But my all-time favorite is Hilaria Baldwin,

Alec Baldwin's wife.

My God, I love this. I don't normally engage in celebrity rubbernecking,

but just listen to the rapid evolution of Hilaria's accent.

He said that was as close as he could get to

Spain to my family and to Rome because we really like Rome as well. Yep, okay that

checks out so far. She grew up in Massachusetts, She lives in New York.

Standard American Accent.

The world is as it should be.

Now, let's see her again later that same year.

Married life is really nice.

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