The Anointing of Ease | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 26 October 2023
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.3 | Thanks for listening to our podcast |
| 0:03.8 | and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.1 | If you enjoy today's message, |
| 0:07.8 | why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God joy to come into your homes. We love you. And I know God has |
| 0:31.4 | great things in store for people that seek after him. I believe that's you or you wouldn't have |
| 0:35.6 | tuned in. So welcome. Come be a part of one of our services. If you're ever in the Houston area, we'd love to have you. |
| 0:42.1 | Thanks again for coming out today. I'd like to start with something funny each week. And I heard |
| 0:46.6 | about this elderly preacher. He was dying. He sent word for two of his members, an IRS agent |
| 0:53.4 | and a lawyer to come to his house. |
| 0:56.1 | When they got there, he motioned with his hands to sit on each side of the bed. |
| 1:00.9 | The men were very moved that they could be there during his final moments. |
| 1:04.6 | The lawyer finally spoke up and said, sir, what made you choose both of us? |
| 1:08.9 | The minister mustered up some strength and said, |
| 1:11.5 | Jesus died between two sinners, and that's the way I want to go. |
| 1:16.7 | Hold up your Bible. |
| 1:18.0 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:19.3 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:21.0 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:22.9 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:24.9 | I can do what it says I can do. |
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