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Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

The Annual Gay-Crappens Crossover: My Secret Santa on Netflix (Part 2)

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Tv & Film, After Shows, Comedy

4.6 • 5.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

This is part 2 of 4! Catch the next two episodes next week y'all! This is part 2 of 4 Episode description: Taylor disguises as Santa at a resort to fund her daughter's ski lessons. Working with the charming manager Matthew, she finds holiday cheer and a chance at love amidst challenges. Watch us on YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@RealityGays Follow Watchwhatcrappens! Instagram,: https://www.instagram.com/watchwhatcrappens/ YouTube: ⁠https://youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens⁠ Ben’s Instagram: @benmandelker  Ronnie’s Instagram: @ronniekaram To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:25.4

Music.

0:26.3

Just open the app, hit Follow, and let's start living unpaused together.

0:39.7

Hello, everybody.

0:42.7

Welcome to part two of the reality gaze.

0:44.6

Watch what crapans cross over.

0:46.9

It's part two of a glorious movie.

0:48.1

We hope you love it.

0:50.9

The eviction notice, I'm surprised there wasn't that there.

0:52.6

So anyway, while the landlady is,

1:12.2

Dorley is being like, where's the money? All of a sudden we hear a blood curdling scream. Like it is, there's an intruder somewhere, a knife, there was an accident, a knife accident, something terrible. And Zoe is, I'm not Zoe, but Taylor is like, she runs down the hall. And, you know, of course, Darley knows it's all bullshit. She's like, okay, you know what, by the way, this daughter in distress thing, yeah, it's getting kind of old. You can't pull this shit on me. Yeah, and this tells us what is this tell us. Like, if we're reading the text of this, what does it tell us that these two are fucking drama queens. And that this girl is always screaming in the apartment.

1:29.3

And she's still had a free four months.

1:31.3

And this lady is like, listen, I'm just going to tell you the nicest way I can as far as your excuses.

1:36.9

I don't care.

1:39.1

Like she sings it.

1:40.4

That's a great line.

1:41.6

That was the best.

1:42.7

Yeah.

1:43.7

So I like that. She actually, she sold. Dialogue might be a little wonky. Someone else, someone else as esteemed as this actress would not have been able to sell a line like that. But she did it. Yeah. I guarantee they did not say that she should sing that line and she made that choice

2:02.0

and it was so good

2:03.9

when she sang that

2:05.2

I was like this

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