The Annual Gay-Crappens Crossover: My Secret Santa on Netflix (Part 1)

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Tv & Film, After Shows, Comedy

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Holidays, Sissies! 🎄🕎✨ The pods are OPEN because the annual Gay-Crappens crossover is finally here! Can y'all believe we are on year SIX of coming together to read a holiday movie for absolute filth? We are talking sh*t for hours and hours! We hope you all have a fabulous break—because Lord knows this year has been a RIDE! --- This is part 1 of 4 Episode description: Taylor disguises as Santa at a resort to fund her daughter's ski lessons. Working with the charming manager Matthew, she finds holiday cheer and a chance at love amidst challenges. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbk2TZElqeg Follow Watchwhatcrappens! Instagram,: https://www.instagram.com/watchwhatcrappens/ YouTube: ⁠https://youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens⁠ Ben’s Instagram: @benmandelker Ronnie’s Instagram: @ronniekaram To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	There's a reason we re-watch Home Alone every year.
0:03.0	Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.
0:05.0	It's because the best stories stay with you.
0:08.0	And Disney Plus is where you'll find your next great story.
0:12.0	Whether it's Fantastic Four First Steps.
0:15.0	We will protect you.
0:16.0	High-power drama, All's Fair.
0:18.0	Tell us your story.
0:19.0	Or brand new Percy Jackson.
0:22.0	That was just the beginning.
0:26.1	A lifetime of great stories awaits on Disney Plus.
0:27.7	Now streaming 18 plus.
0:28.8	Subscription required.
0:29.9	T's and Cs apply. Xbox Game Pass is giving you more.
0:42.5	Play hundreds of games on any device, anywhere.
0:45.3	Take your pick, PC, console, or cloud.
0:48.8	This is how we play now.
0:50.8	Click the banner to learn more.
0:52.5	Game library and benefits vary by region, plan, and over time.
0:56.2	Requires compatible device and internet.
1:01.3	Y'all, get your sleigh bells ready and your crepest prosthetic,
1:19.7	prosthetic, creepy Santa mask because this is the annual gay crappins with reality gays and watch what crappins with myself, Jake Anthony, Ben Hugh Mandaker.
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