The Anatolian Candidate feat. Mattie Lubchansky

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

We admit it: we went too early with the Eric Adams story a couple weeks ago… and circumstances have developed not necessarily to the Mayor’s advantage… so No Gods, No Mayors’ Mattie Lubchansky (and Riley Quinn and November Kelly) join the gang to discuss details of the Very Unfair, Biased Eric Adams Indictment Witch Hunt, where a simple country mayor is persecuted only for his love of the boat cruise of the Bosporus and Turkish YIMBYism. Also, we discuss recent events in Lebanon and then read an article about a hyper-secure island for billionaires off the coast of Miami. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s UK Tour Here:https://miloedwards.co.uk/live-showsTrashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

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0:00.0	Hello, everybody. Welcome to this free TF. It is Riley.
0:20.0	It's the free one. It's tricky Dick Nixon.
0:21.9	That's right.
0:23.4	Tricky Dick Nixon.
0:25.7	Like he's got a very complex, like a Byzantine penis on him.
0:30.4	Oh, this thing goes in so many directions.
0:32.5	It's a labyrinthine.
0:33.6	Surely a Byzantine penis is simply a penis with no balls.
0:36.9	Being as into castration as they were.
0:39.6	Agnew, we got to look into getting some eunuchs.
0:43.7	I've not got any scheming viziers.
0:46.3	He had some scheming viziers.
0:48.1	Some of them were inaudible.
0:49.3	Yeah.
0:49.6	All right.
0:49.9	Hi, everybody.
0:50.7	It's T.F.
0:51.3	It's me.
0:51.8	It's Milo.
0:52.4	It was never a tricky Dick Nixon. No, it was actually me all along. It's November. It's Hussein. And you know what this is? I think this is in a glaring indictment of us jumping the gun on the Eric Adams news.
1:03.9	Who else had a glaring indictment?
1:06.6	Yeah. But Eric Adams was glaring at the person handing him his indictment. I was going to go with Richard Nixon, but I guess it works for both.
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