Hi, this is Client Outreach Officer Alvina Wright.

If you don't know what services we offer, please hang up.

If you want to offer your services, please also hang up.

In fact, if I haven't asked you to call, please just hang up.

Oh, unless it's Walter, or Amelia, of course.

But if it's you, Amelia, I would have picked up, so you'll never hear this.

Alvina!

Pick up! I have exciting news!

We are faking a death. Wait for it.

In a lighthouse! A mysterious lighthouse keeper with a dark secret.

And the only way to get there is by ship.

Yes, I knew you'd be excited by that.

So, you need to acquire a very large boat, and I mean huge,

preferably a cargo vessel of some sort also we don't know

what the lighthouse keeper looks like so we can't prepare the replacement corpse in advance

I mean Kozlovsky will just have to bring every spare corpse he's got I'm sure he'll

be able to patch something together on the spot oh maybe we could build a lab for Kozlovsky down in the hull.

Oh, isn't this exciting?

We've been stuck in this office for far too long.

Oh, how I miss the smell of salt, sun and seaweed.

The aroma of an uncharted world.

Ah! Cargo ship, Alvina, by tomorrow. We're all together. aroma of an uncharted world.

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