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Money is the root of all evil.

Sorry?

Oh, I was just saying, money is the root of all evil.

Does that mean I'm not getting paid overtime right now?

But Alvina, you never get paid over time.

Anyway, I was just recollecting another story, and the quotation crossed my mind, that's all.

You got it wrong anyway. Oh? The love of money is the root of all evil. Ah, yes. And believe me,

this fellow loved money, by Jove. What fellow? The fellow in the story I'm going to tell you,

do keep up, Alvina.

Evil then, was he?

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