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The Amazing Randy.

I have a little stud I'd like to show you that Yogis have been doing for years and they took some

people in at the manager clinic with it a few years

ago and it was published in the National Enquire so it must be true.

You sound like you could maybe be a stage magician.

I'm considering this for the first time.

You have a white beard and a baritone. a baritone step right up everyone and you like people to look at you and let me make this rabbit disappear

Watch my hands carefully I always admired magicians. I was at an event a couple of years ago where they had

hired a bunch of close-up magicians and not goofy ones in top hats but like cool kids that had like cool vibe.

I'm gonna do street magic, yeah, I'm playing guard out graffiti on it now.

Bishs.

And they were just kind of, you know, interspersed in the in the milling group of people at this event and doing magic and you'd gather around. It was kind of like the magic castle except not so many super lame. Yeah, not so many velvet. That's mean. That's mean.

Whatever. I'm sorry Neil Patrick Harris. And I just loved it. I just yeah, know, I don't see how you cannot love watching somebody do card tricks

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