The Alamo | Week 13 NFL Preview & Picks

Anything Better?

All Things Comedy

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4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Bill and Paul are back for Week 13. Between making their picks, they debate the women behind men, Campbell's Soup. and Paul at the Alamo.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	What's up, everybody, and welcome back to the Anything Better podcast show with your host,
0:06.5	me, Paul Bersey, and over here, Bill Burr over there.
0:09.5	We got Andrew Thimless out there in Beverly Hills, the Greek freak.
0:13.7	And unfortunately, guys, what can we say?
0:16.1	We're doing a Thanksgiving show without Jake to Snake because Jake is on a plane right now.
0:20.9	Jake's on a plane! He's going to one of his bitches.
0:26.1	No, Sam Jackson, we got to do it.
0:28.3	I'm sick of these motherfucking Jakes.
0:31.3	On this motherfucking plane.
0:34.2	Oh, God.
0:35.1	I was saying before, I hope he's got the Jake to Snake t-shirt sitting in first class with a martini.
0:39.4	He should have his shades on on that flight.
0:42.6	Oh, God.
0:43.9	Let him know what you're doing, Jake.
0:46.4	Oh.
0:48.5	Sweetheart, I don't mean to bust balls.
0:50.0	I said two olives.
0:51.0	Oh, you want to go half on a fur coat for him?
0:52.9	I'm going to do it.
0:56.9	I'm sick of Jake's alter ego.
0:59.0	We have to show the people who he is.
1:02.4	I love Jake.
	...

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