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4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Paul had a week that says he's on his way to being ready to being back. Bill's best game was a push, losing the other three. They talks about teams partying in Vegas and the half a point.

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0:00.0	What's up, everybody, and welcome back to the Anything Better podcast for NFL week number 12.
0:10.8	Dude, it's over every time it starts.
0:13.4	I don't even know what's going on, but I'm your host, Paul.
0:18.0	That's your host.
0:18.6	I say that I love out a lot of things.
0:20.2	Yeah, we are here. I'm in New York, that's your host. I'll say that I love out a lot of things. Yeah, hey.
0:22.6	We are here. I'm in New York. Bill's over there. We got Jake the Snake on the injury report coming in soon.
0:27.6	And of course, we can't forget the Greek freak Andrew Thelmless. Before the show started, we were talking about head cases.
0:33.6	Let me ask you this question to start the show, Bill.
0:36.6	Name a head case, because you know I love
0:39.7	him. You know I love him. I got the Randy Moss is one of my favorite, the Alan Iris. I don't think
0:44.8	Randy Moss was a head case. No, he had his moments, but name a head. I don't think he was. I think he
0:50.2	was misunderstood. Yeah. I want to call him a headcase. He's one of my all-time favorites.
0:55.6	All right.
0:56.0	But name a headcase that won in any sport.
1:00.6	Well, baseball doesn't count because there's so many of them that may be football too.
1:04.2	But name like a football player or a basketball player headcase that one.
1:10.3	Because it's rare. It's rare. Oh, no no no no no no no no no no no no no
1:17.8	especially especially not not in basketball not in basketball there's been plenty of fucking i got to send
1:26.7	this to this guy he's asked me about this fucking coffee shop. It's a very important thing to me, Paul, sorry. There are so many fucking headcases that have won fucking NBA championship. Ron Ortest. The first one I think is Ron Artest, Meta World Peace. He won one, right? He won a couple of them. Yeah, but him, I feel like he was like, is he a headcase or is he on his own fucking, he's in his own matrix? Because I love that guy. And at the end of the day, he delivered and he didn't take away from the team. A head case to me, I'm going to speak in code here, goes,'ve got to choose between this guy and that guy.
2:03.2	You've got to get this coach out of here.
2:05.3	I need more free agent help.
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