The Advice You've Been Waiting For
2 Dope Queens
WNYC Studios
4.8 • 13K Ratings
🗓️ 28 June 2016
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
You asked, and they answered. Phoebe and Jessica got sooo many questions from sooo many lovely listeners for this very special advice episode that they couldn't possibly answer them all. But they sure did try. This is like an episode of Dr. Phil, only hosted by two black women.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Ooh, where's the vice I ever received? |
| 0:06.0 | Aside from that guy who said I needed to tone up my thighs, |
| 0:10.0 | like a bitch. |
| 0:12.3 | So I feel like all the other vice I've gotten has been like, |
| 0:15.3 | like, hey, you should change your deodorant |
| 0:17.5 | because you're sweating a lot and it's visible. |
| 0:19.7 | How often does that happen? |
| 0:21.5 | This was like maybe three or four years ago, |
| 0:24.0 | like maybe like maybe three years in and doing standup. |
| 0:27.2 | And I did this thing for like rooftop comedy |
| 0:30.1 | and post videos online. |
| 0:32.0 | And I just had these like massive pit stains |
| 0:34.6 | and like someone commented and wrote, |
| 0:36.2 | hello, pit stains. |
| 0:38.9 | And I was like, good, knit. |
| 0:42.1 | So I changed my deodorant after that |
| 0:43.5 | and it's been, it's been smooth sailing. |
| 0:46.0 | Hello is a pretty funny way to go about that as well. |
| 0:48.5 | Like, right. |
| 0:49.4 | Hello, nurse. |
| 0:51.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:52.1 | Like an ameniac. |
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