A Lenny Kravitz Smackdown
2 Dope Queens
WNYC Studios
4.8 • 13K Ratings
🗓️ 14 June 2016
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
The good news is, we've finally answered the greatest mystery of our generation: Is Lenny Kravitz hot, or what? (Hint: It's all in the scarf.) The bad news is, this is our last show of the season! We will miss every single one of you. But we'll be back with plenty of bonus, never-before-heard podcast footage throughout the summer, and stay tuned for news about season 2.
Also in this episode: Paul Scheer ponders nipple rings, Mehran Khaghani gets a ball and Maeve Higgins invents a sex game.
Get tickets to our next live show on WNYC.org/2dopequeens
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Guest Comedians:
Paul Scheer (@paulscheer)
Mehran Khaghani (@MehranX)
Maeve Higgins (@maevehiggins)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Did you know that that movie is super accurate and that people would take like veterans to go see saving private Ryan and veterans would be like |
| 0:11.5 | This is really accurate like I can't watch this. Also, why would you take a veteran to go see that? That's like legit like |
| 0:17.1 | That's what I want to see like dude. I know but somebody like you know Clint Eastwood is gonna want to go see every war movie |
| 0:22.4 | They wanted to go see it like I just couldn't imagine like |
| 0:26.2 | Harriet Tubman we're like hey girl. We're gonna go see glory. She's like yeah, I'm so glad we like use my fan dangle points for this shit |
| 0:34.6 | Harriet Tubman would definitely go see glory like support black business |
| 0:40.6 | Even if it's like red tails, which nobody likes fucking red tails you George Lucas presents red tails shut the fuck up |
| 0:47.8 | You made Jar Jar Binks. This is not your redemption song |
| 0:50.3 | Excuse me |
| 0:54.2 | Hey listeners, I'm Jessica Williams and I'm Phoebe Robinson and you're listening to two dope queens from WNYC studios |
| 1:02.2 | Guys this is our last episode of the season |
| 1:05.7 | Holy shit, I know dude. It sucks donkey balls, but it is what it is. Can we play vitamin C's graduation right now? |
| 1:12.0 | course |
| 1:20.3 | We |
| 1:22.3 | And |
| 1:24.3 | Exposing myself |
| 1:29.7 | My soul |
| 1:39.1 | Yo, we need to get vitamin C up in the studio sign. We try and we try to book us |
| 1:51.2 | You guys we're about to go on a wild ride |
| 1:55.6 | We've got Paul Sheer May Piggins and May Rock a gunny plus me and Phoebe duke it out. It gets nasty |
| 2:03.8 | Yeah big arguments yelling screaming hitting punching curbs. Stopping. I stabbed her six times |
| 2:11.6 | I was spurting so much blood to the audience. It was great |
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