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🗓️ 31 October 2024
⏱️ 102 minutes
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0:00.0 | Good evening. |
0:04.0 | My name's Count Dracula, and I'm about to eat all your blood. |
0:09.0 | Hope you brought a change of pants with you because you're about to shit in the ones you're wearing right now. |
0:17.0 | It's Halloween in the big city and we got scary guys waiting around every corner ready to jump out and kill you |
0:28.4 | But it's all make-believe. Don't worry. Nobody actually gets hurt. |
0:34.8 | Or do they? Nah, they don't, it's safe. Anyways, this is Count Dracula, |
0:41.6 | wishing you and yours a happy and terrifying |
0:46.2 | lumino Fright Fest! It. Oh, Hi everybody welcome Welcome to the Adventure Zone Live. |
1:36.0 | We got a spooky one for you tonight with your permission. I'd like to hop in and introduce our characters in media res. |
1:50.0 | So, I thought we were in Phoenix. |
1:55.0 | The monster population of Engrave has diminished following the successful Dracula-slaying campaign of our fearless |
2:04.9 | trio. |
2:07.1 | But for one night a year, the monster's census data gets thrown way the fuck off when all |
2:15.8 | Hallows Eve descends upon the realm in the city of Loomino, bright lights and beautiful |
2:20.8 | music are substituted with cobwebs, jackalandards, and all music are substituted with cobwebs jackalandards and all manner of |
2:25.1 | spooky carnival attractions. I want to give a quick shout out to Amanda, our |
2:29.7 | business manager, who put together some visual elements for this live show. |
2:35.0 | Justin. |
2:38.0 | Justin there Jack Lanterns on screen are you going to be okay? |
2:41.0 | As long as I don't look behind me, I'll be fine. |
2:45.6 | This is what the- |
2:46.6 | If you have a particularly reflective glasses, |
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