The Adventure Zone Versus Dracula - Episode 6

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 37.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Their quarry is within reach, but after a strange battle, the vampire hunters discover that they must find a different way to stop him for good. Godwin swings big. Phileaux gets nosey. Mutt gets sniped. Additional Music in this Episode: "I'm a Monster" by Nuno Adelaida: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Nuno_Adelaida. Dice sounds by Tal M.

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0:00.0	Dear diary, death and beauty have always been, in my experience, wonderful bedfellows.
0:12.3	Not only does that encapsulate my whole spooky vibe, it's truly the defining dynamic of my domain.
0:20.0	You see, artsy types, they can't keep enough of death and danger.
0:27.0	There's a reason why the greatest creative minds in the realm flock to Loominowo and it's not because of the quality of our public schools.
0:38.0	It is because there is no muse more inspiring than the specter of death.
0:47.0	Though our public school system is pretty good. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
1:03.0	Oh, oh, oh,
1:04.0	Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Dracula. Dracula stands before you.
2:15.0	before you.
2:16.5	Lady Godwin gets one look at him and screams Zoons and tries to attack him with Jennifer Myers.
2:23.2	Okay, give me a, give me an attack roll.
2:27.4	Fine, yeah, great, give me an attack roll.
2:29.4	I mean, what do you want me to do, man?
2:31.2	It's a barbarian and no giving me a tackle like yeah
2:36.7	my hands 17 okay pretty good. Is it enough?
2:45.0	Let's find out as I pull up the character sheet for Dracula.
2:50.0	Should just probably always have that going a 17 hits Dracula's armor class
2:56.4	yes so let's get a get some damage going.
3:07.0	Oh wow. That is...
3:08.0	It's quite good.
3:09.0	Quite good.
3:10.0	So 12 altogether.
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