The Adventure Zone Versus Dracula - Episode 25

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 37.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

A fight ensues in Frankenstein’s lab (inside Dracula’s castle [Outside Lumineaux]). But the monster hunters must be careful in order to keep their promise. Mutt gets strongarmed. Phileaux gets to bonkin’. Godwin argues over insurance. Dice sounds by Tal M.

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0:00.0	Dear Theory, it occurs to me as I approach my seventh century of walking this world that
0:09.7	maybe the human mind wasn't meant to persist as long as mine has.
0:15.0	When a mortal man comes to obsession, that's something.
0:20.0	When you're immortal, the smallest thorn in your hook improve agonizing over time,
0:29.0	in the future folks may laugh at my plan.
0:35.0	That's okay.
0:37.0	They cannot comprehend the unbearable agony
0:41.0	of having a fucking song stuck in your head for two-thirds of a millennium. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
1:03.0	oh, well. Oh, Oh, Oh, Did you guys roll for initiative in the day in like the days since we last recorded?
2:15.8	Why would I do that off my...
2:17.8	That's a good one?
2:18.8	What a wild thing to do.
2:20.5	Like even if you were playing at home and not like doing a set you wouldn't be like yeah I rolled in the car on the way over here. It was a 12 I do all the time
2:30.0	That's true that's an 11 I got an 11. Let's see those beautiful dice hit the table.
2:38.0	Six cups for Philo. Not good so So far, pretty bad.
2:43.0	I got a 20. Oh damn!
2:45.0	That's very good.
2:47.0	That's ideal because I usually need very little time to contemplate my path.
2:51.0	Yes.
2:52.0	It is kind of nice, isn't it? I remember when I was... to contemplate my path. Yes.
2:53.0	You said a nice, isn't it?
2:54.0	I remember when I was a magnet.
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