The Adventure Zone Versus Dracula - Episode 22

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 37.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

The hunters make it inside Dracula's castle but their trials are not over yet. They encounter strange cutlery, formal spectres, and even more monsters. Phileaux makes a friend. Godwin breaks some dishes. Mutt takes aim. Dice sounds by Tal M.

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0:00.0	Dear diary, I was reading the old Yorker during this morning's constitutional, when I came
0:09.0	across some stuffy science dude writing about probability.
0:14.4	He said that infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters
0:20.1	with infinite time could eventually initially read Hamlet.
0:23.2	Now, I met Shakespeare, back when I hunted
0:27.4	stressful upon Avon, and let me just say,
0:31.2	Dude's operating capacity is like 20 to 25 monkey stars.
0:37.0	But it got me thinking, what if I had my own army of creativity monkeys?
0:49.0	Because I think I know exactly where to find some. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
1:03.0	oh, oh, oh,
1:04.0	oh, oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, That probably won't come back in.
2:17.0	No, definitely not. I mean everything he says is so silly. And...
2:18.0	So silly. Like all of its silly jokes and none of it is like big.
2:22.0	I think the thing that I most come away with when I think about Dracula is,
2:25.0	what a silly little guy.
2:27.0	Did I, did I, is my one contribution to the Adventure Zone Cannon as a GM is my one contribution to the form
2:36.2	That you're allowed to have a narrator that everyone can hear for no reason and then they just have to deal with it. Yeah, like that is my, if I've elevated the form.
2:44.7	The form has changed, yeah, the game has,
2:46.7	the game has changed dramatically.
2:48.3	Yeah.
2:49.3	Because sometimes it's hard to fit a guy in there who says stuff that's like important.
2:55.0	Well let's be honest it's a stopgap between the weirdness of sitting here talking
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