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🗓️ 11 January 2024
⏱️ 93 minutes
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0:00.0 | Dear diary, how come everybody wants to kill Dracula? I mean, the people whose villages I've |
0:10.4 | raced to the ground, whose family trees I've so thoroughly pruned. |
0:16.0 | Them, I understand. But how did my vulnerabilities become the topic of casual dinner table conversation. |
0:25.2 | I don't talk about the weaknesses of mortal men and Lord knows I could. |
0:30.8 | I may be biased, but it seems these days that haters are coming at me left right and |
0:37.0 | center trying to snuff my candle. |
0:42.0 | Well, fortunately Enough my candle. |
0:43.0 | Fortunately, my light is not so easily extinguished. S. The realm of on grave is sick and the diagnosis is Dracula. |
1:14.0 | This once fertile peninsula bears countless scars of its ruler's attempts to thwart death's design. |
1:23.4 | Shambling corpses shamble about derelict laboratories. |
1:28.7 | Packs of wearbeasts of all stripes roam the endless woods. |
1:32.2 | Some great bellowing presence howls through tunnels that weave beneath the land like |
1:36.8 | great grotesque arteries. |
1:38.9 | And at the northern cape, Count Dracula's castle towers over the land surrounded by impassable |
1:44.7 | ghoul-sprinkled marshes. Night fell over on grave years ago and has since |
1:51.0 | never relented. Feins of all shapes and sizes thrive never relented. |
1:52.6 | Feins of all shapes and sizes thrive in this eternal evening, |
1:55.8 | but so too does beauty. |
1:58.6 | The city of Lumano shines like a beacon in the heart of this land, and it has attracted artists, musicians, authors, |
2:06.6 | and poets like moths to a flame. |
2:09.0 | This bohemian enclave is the |
2:13.2 | a rich amber glow under which evil is repelled and a culture itself has been |
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