Hey, steppies!

So we were invited to the exclusive unveiling of the newly renovated Dusk Hotel in gutter

city, and we were blown away!

We know a lot of you will be crowding into Mart's fine jewelers to sneak a peek at the

Steel's Well Diamond, or grabbing some of Hathaway seasonal pumpkin spice getter, Delish, and

Nutrish, by the way.

But trust us, you have to stop by the second floor bathrooms.

Not only are the toilets charming and comfortable, but the new vitrified pebble mosaic tile floor

is incredible.

Italian tile artisan Luca Espicita was brought out of retirement just for this showstopper,

which he calls my final work, my masterpiece, my perfect floor.

We never thought we'd see an original Espicita floor with our own eyes, but luckily, we hear

it Steve Veewatch never know when to stop dreaming.

Please, the pollen broth, my throat has become so dry.

Fetch, fetch me the pollen broth.

Shoacles?

Shoacles fetch the pollen broth.

I must weave.

Oh, that's much better.

Another chapter unveils itself to me and must to you.

Really?

I can't tell you're not in it.

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