The Adventure Zone: Steeplechase - Episode 5

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 37.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2022

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

The arcade employees go undercover in one of the most notorious places in Gutter City – if they can get through the front door. Montrose packs some luggage, Emerich deals with discomfort, Beef takes a swing. Opening monologue performed by Autumn Seavey Hicks: https://www.instagram.com/autumnseaveyhicks/?hl=en Addition music in this episode: "Cool Vibes", "On the Ground", and "Walking Around" by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.com/; Motorcycle Scene” by Pablo Perez: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/pablo-perez/; "2 (jazz)" by Holizna: https://holiznaroyaltyfree.bandcamp.com/; "Shake It!" by Jahzzar http://www.betterwithmusic.com/; Six" by Lex Villena: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2iwj2SqGnplhDIadeJ5bmy?si=N8WYSKIPR7WUy8z4ajNSog; and “Voyageur” by Monkey Warhol: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Monkey_Warhol/.

Transcript

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0:00.0	It was a dark and stormy night and there was crime everywhere.
0:06.8	But I, Crystal with a K, knew somewhere the steepies needed their watch.
0:12.3	Yep, you guessed it, we're taking a trip to gutter city.
0:17.2	I hope you brought your umbrella and your two-for-a-quarter Bolladaires cigars.
0:21.0	We're not big smokers here on the channel, but even we can admit that the smooth, never-stale
0:26.2	tobacco of two-for-a-quarter Bolladaires cigars always satisfies.
0:31.0	But that's not news.
0:33.0	What is?
0:34.0	Well, the remodel of the East Wing of the Dust Cotel is finally complete and it is a stunner.
0:40.8	And the Wayne Scotting?
0:42.4	Unreal!
0:43.4	We thought we loved the Cerulean Blue Wayne Scotting, but now that we've seen the co-balt
0:48.1	blue, we are obsessed!
0:51.9	That news for gutter city's criminal element in this update though, as Dantonic says,
0:56.4	that in addition to the desk's visual refresh, the updates have rendered the hotel's famous
1:01.5	centerpiece, the Steel's Well Diamond, 100% theft proof.
1:07.4	Bad news for all the hoodlums out there.
1:10.1	If you want to get your hands on the rock, I hope you never know when to stop dreaming.
2:10.1	We-
2:20.1	No, no, let us do our telephage.
2:23.8	What are you doing?
2:24.8	I'm the children.
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