The Adventure Zone: Steeplechase - Episode 25

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 37.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

The arcade employees barely have time for vice before they're swept up into another mystery – one that's close to home. Montrose gets waxed. Beef lays down for a minute. Emerich brings da ruckus. Opening monologue performed by Autumn Seavey Hicks: https://www.instagram.com/autumnseaveyhicks/?hl=en Additional music in this episode: A Mysterious Place" and "Charting My Course" by Kirk Osamayao: kirkosamayo.com; "Voyageur” by Monkey Warhol: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Monkey_Warhol/; "Back in the 80s" and "Coins" by Holizna: https://holiznaroyaltyfree.bandcamp.com/; and “Web Crawler Bass” by deadrobotmusic: https://deadrobotmusic.com/.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Dantonic explained the hard light Gaulspire was simply a way of masking construction of a new,
0:05.7	better than ever version of the attraction.
0:08.3	Dantonic said that the hard light stand-in had been previously announced, but all the
0:12.4	sites like ours just missed it somehow.
0:16.1	We are so, so sorry.
0:18.9	We are, of course, saddened that some over-enthusiastic ephemera rogues decided to spoil the surprise,
0:24.6	said CEO Evelyn Denton, but rest assured that once the new castle is completed next
0:29.4	fiscal year, it will have been well worth the wait.
0:33.4	As an added bonus, Dantonic announced that a new exclusive AR lens would insert the
0:38.2	Gaulspire into any family photos you take before the new castle is completed.
0:43.4	Holding out for the real thing, we hope you never know and stop dreaming.
1:29.4	Hello everybody and welcome to the Adventure Zone Steeple Chase episode 25.
1:59.4	If you remember from our last episode, Poppy's pals, these three routes about before you.
2:07.9	I prefer a Nairdwell.
2:09.6	Nairdwell's.
2:10.6	Stinkers.
2:11.6	Yeah, little thinkers.
2:12.6	How are you like?
2:13.6	Blood holes?
2:14.6	But those assholes damn me.
2:18.9	These asshole dickweeds just destroyed slash stole a castle that everybody was just wild
2:27.5	about.
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