Hey, steppies! Crystal with the K here and we are thrilled to report that an old classic is returning to the nightly annual feast of the 7 powered by Westminster oyster crackers.

The classic fireworks spectacular dream it to now will be returning next month, which we have all been demanding since it was replaced last April by the dazzlement of fireworks experience.

Ugh!

Lastly, if you're headed out to do battle with Jelte Frimpin, the Savior and Redeemer God lizard of Ephemera, you might want to take a pain check.

Sadly, Jelte Frimpin is down for maintenance for the first time in, well, at least as long as we can remember.

Sadly, if you were hoping to cap off an upcoming visit by losing a limb to Jelte, we hope you never know when to stop dreaming.

I believe I went as far as I could.

I believe I went as far as I could.

I don't know if it was far enough.

I'm terrified to push it further. I believe this is the limb.

Yes, no, that's true. That's true. The greater danger is hesitation.

Yes. I will add one more half teaspoon of cumin, schnickles. Thank you, Schukels. I should listen to your culinary argument more.

Hello, everybody, and welcome to the adventure zone, steeple chest. I have really missed Schukels.

I thought Schukels died. I always forget that he's a Michelin star chef.

You also don't know if Schukels is a heurus. That's true.

Oh my God, you're right, Dad. Thank you. We actually don't know if Schukels exists.

I just assumed that Schukels was retituting the...

Racka Cooney. You mean Racka Cooney? It's so good that the best movie of the year has the word Racka Cooney.

Has the world's best, has filmed the best joke in the history of humans.

Yeah, so let's make some of that.

Sometimes I just think about Racka Cooney while I'm doing other stuff.

And it picks, it lifts me up when I need it.

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