The Adventure Zone: Steeplechase - Episode 20

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 37.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

The quest for Geltfrimpen’s heartscale begins – but first, the arcade employees must pass many trials, including getting through the front door. Beef gets gassy. Emerich hams it up. Montrose speaks to the manager. Opening monologue performed by Autumn Seavey Hicks: https://www.instagram.com/autumnseaveyhicks/?hl=en Additional music in this episode: "Waiting in the Grocery Store" and "Discovery" by Kirk Osamayao: kirkosamayo.com; "Behind the Sword" by Alexander Nakarada: https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com/; "Nordic Wist" by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.com/; "Six" by Lex Villena: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2iwj2SqGnplhDIadeJ5bmy?si=N8WYSKIPR7WUy8z4ajNSog; and "Clothe the Fields with Plenty" by Axletree: https://youtube.com/c/AxletreeMusic.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Well, Steepies, the overhaul of Jelt Frimpin's layer is complete.
0:05.0	Even if you've claimed the hard scale a dozen times, you're in for an all-new adventure
0:09.4	on your next journey through Ephemura.
0:12.2	Unfortunately, the upgrade is getting mixed reviews from fans, some of whom complain
0:16.7	that it's just a bunch of challenges from legends of the hidden temple.
0:20.3	Remember that show?
0:21.5	Now, I'm not saying that, of course.
0:23.6	I don't even begin to see the resemblance.
0:26.5	This is a bold new direction from the creationiers and I for one, hope they never know when
0:31.9	to stop dreaming.
1:26.5	Have a closer, have a never slowing down, have a nearer, have a clearer, have a nipping
1:32.9	at the ground, have a spinning, have a grinning, have a hearing what they please, have a growing,
1:41.0	have a knowing that they are the disease.
1:47.4	Hello everybody and welcome to the adventure zone.
1:50.5	I got it.
1:51.5	Steeple Chase.
1:52.5	I am H.J.
1:53.5	Three fucking word.
1:54.5	Did you make that up or have poem as a song?
1:57.3	What is that?
1:58.3	What are you referring to?
2:01.1	Okay.
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