The Adventure Zone: Holiday Brawl in Chicago!

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 37.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2019

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

What do you get when you cross the North Pole, Jason Statham, A Christmas Carol, and the wildly inscrutable plotting of the Metal Gear Solid franchise? Well, you get this live show. Whether or not that’s something you actually want is up to you. This episode’s game is The Fight Before Christmas by Paul Matijevic (@Ettin64), which is a hack of Lasers & Feelings by John Harper.

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0:00.0	[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:13.9	It was the night before Christmas.
0:16.2	When all through the bar, not a creature was stirring,
0:19.8	save for three travelers far.
0:22.7	There are no wise men or kings or tourists abroad.
0:26.2	They are here on a mission, an unscrupulous squad.
0:29.9	Who have forged all their passports,
0:32.1	greased the right palms and smuggled brass knuckles,
0:35.2	tasers, bullwips, and bombs, to an unwelcoming climate,
0:39.4	old central Siberia in the cold city Norilsk,
0:44.0	which fits their criteria.
0:45.5	The northernmost outpost of civilization,
0:47.8	just a skip and a jump from their true destination.
0:51.7	The bar's doors swing open and let in the cold.
0:54.9	The trio look for their ticket.
0:56.6	The next stop, the North Pole.
0:58.9	With hearts unforgiving and knuckles of brass,
1:01.3	meet the three who spent Christmas beating Santa Claus ass.
1:05.6	LAUGHTER
1:06.6	CHEERING
1:09.6	That was beautiful.
1:12.4	The door to a bar, thought he was done.
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