Aids meet Gary. What's been happening on the Adventure Zone graduation? Well, the

Thunder Men was sent on a real-world assignment to go help two senta herds solve a dispute

over a magical apple. But actually, Higelmiss Wiggand staff, the sidekick and Hinchpers and

Annex Dean, sent them to collect that apple so that they could use it to turn his brother

back into an elf from a dog. It makes sense if you've listened to the past episodes. So,

anyways, the Thunder Men are trying to figure out how to get that apple without getting

anybody mad at them. And also, the fearball is worried that Alphia's song, the investigator

from the Hrog oversight guild, knows all about this stuff because she might have listened

in through a bug she gave him to record his conversations. So, let's find out what

happened, shall we?

Travis, take me away. Fly this furball as high as you can into your imagination.

Just eating bones. No, I'm warming up my die. I'm getting them all high.

Griffin's right. It sounds like you're about to do some scrying. We didn't need them

last time. I don't think there's much reason to think we'll need them this time. Roll

for a nickname. Everyone's trying to kill you. Is that what you want? No story, no

character work. Just swing it in an axe. I just run to cross blades and spells. With the

band of very adventurous at my side. I just want to go, I want to fight a fucking dragon

trap. I want to get some bibs. I want to get some gold and buy a house. Well, here's

the thing. You're going to fight some babes. You're going to get some dragons and you're

going to buy some golds. Alright, let's do it.

So, when last we left the Thundermen LLC, we had just arrived at the camp of the Centars

of the Scarlet Woods. You had walked in and you found Althea there. We're going to pick

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