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🗓️ 31 October 2019
⏱️ 110 minutes
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0:00.0 | This world has many names across her many lands, but my favorite is simply Nua. |
0:10.7 | As the light from her son crests Nua's horizon, we see what appears to be the beginnings |
0:15.2 | of another ordinary day. |
0:17.0 | A blessing of unicorns rouse themselves from slumber and begin to graze. |
0:21.6 | Villages and towns come to life and hum with commerce and gossip. |
0:25.3 | The fairies have wound down another night of reverie and are just settling into their |
0:28.9 | forest beds. |
0:30.5 | All across Nua's face, rooms of royal accountants have already been hard at work for hours. |
0:35.4 | Yes, everything appears routine and mundane, but it is not. |
0:39.8 | You see, this isn't just another day. |
0:42.2 | This is the first day of school. |
0:44.6 | The light continues to spread and we see its illumination touch upon a village. |
0:49.0 | The true name of this village is Hope, but it's known by all the locals as Last Hope. |
0:54.5 | You see, Last Hope is the final city before one finds themselves between a rock and a |
0:58.6 | hard place in the form of the God-scarchasm and the unknown forest. |
1:03.0 | If you were foolish enough to stumble into this position, you may be surprised to discover |
1:06.9 | the cornea copia of potential lethal fates that await you. |
1:10.3 | Nevertheless, this is where our journey takes us, and so we must push on. |
1:15.2 | Just before the darkness closes in and our guests become all but inevitable, a ray of |
1:19.6 | sun gleams off a golden spire atop a shining tower. |
1:23.6 | For the first time, we catch a glimpse of Heronymous Wiggins Staff's School for Hair |
1:28.0 | Wisdom and Villainy. |
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