Previously on the Adventure Zone Ethersea, sign a good faith these jobs if they're still available are yours for sure Uncle Joshie

of course who has an invitation to an exclusive auction where he hopes to purchase an undisclosed surface relic

and he needs representatives to attend the auction. I'll bank roll you you get what I ask for and then you come on home.

It's a journal. It's a journal from an old, delmer architect. I have zero need for it but I know

plenty of folks who would. It is 20 lux. I'm gonna give you whatever else you have left.

You can keep nobody there can see anybody else's faces. If you don't succeed the fairway

you could try and come about it another way. Roll that beautiful D100 footage.

Dad out of a hundred you got a one. It's a squid about the size of your ship and it attaches one of

its tentacles to the front of the ship and then blasts out an enormous all-encompassing black

cloud of ink and then you feel the Coriolis move. The fuck a one? What happened to a one?

I'm sorry would be a good start.

I

have taken a great deal of duress and criticism for rolling a one on my hundred-sided die thing.

I would like to point out that if it had been any other number any number you roll is a one

and a hundred chance. If it was a seven it'd be a one and a hundred chance. It was a 99 it'd be a

one hundred change. So to criticize me you're rolling something that was exactly the same odds.

You you are misunderstanding. There's a mystery to the situation dad. The criticism is not how

you rolled the die. I mean you rolled the dice and it came up. The criticism is rather how often

lady luck likes to take a shit on our dad. A big dump of runny. It's just a big old

old show. I shouldn't take it personally. No I mean you should because you've done something

to anger the fates clearly. I don't know what choice you made at some point but the criticism

isn't like oh you got a number it's that you got the worst number. No one's done of them. I understand.

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