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The Adventure Zone

The Adventure Zone: Amnesty - Episode 9

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.937.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2018

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

In order to defeat the abomination plaguing the waters of Kepler, the Pine Guard must first take an otherworldly field trip. Duck becomes a flyboy. Aubrey wants to touch a crystal. Ned makes his television debut. Additional music: http://www.purple-planet.com/

Transcript

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0:00.0

previously on the adventure zone. Moira, we need to get ourselves a magical,

0:06.1

intangible weapon. I'm thinking it's time our friends here met the Enchanter.

0:11.4

I know you're searching for answers about the origins of the magic that dwells within you.

0:16.8

If you have the time, you may find it prudent to inquire about your abilities while in

0:21.7

Sylvain. I understand you need to see the Enchanter and I must also insist that you make your

0:27.6

introductions to the interpreter as is custom for those who serve to protect Sylvain from the world

0:33.6

beyond. A massive shape lifts up from the darkness below you. It is an unthinkably gigantic

0:42.2

gray anthropomorphic cat. And it says, the people of this world know me as the Enchanter.

0:51.0

You may call me by my name. I am Heathcliff.

1:51.5

So the three of you are standing in front of a chasm underneath this city. The air is still.

1:59.4

There's just the sound of water dripping from the catacombs behind you and the purring of this

2:05.4

enormous gray cat with a white patch of fur on its gargantuan belly in front of you. And

2:12.5

Heathcliff says, I prefer to keep my dealings clean and concise, but I can assume that with your

2:19.2

current knowledge of Sylvain being what it is, that would be quite impossible. So I have what

2:24.5

you need and you have what I want and I do not want this interaction to be interrupted by your

2:29.5

ceaseless questions. Lovely. Yes, much like that. So maybe we could get through this quickly.

2:37.0

Before we move on, yes, I'm a gigantic cat. No, you may not pet me. You may not pet me.

2:42.8

No, you may not pet me. I just met you. Any other questions before we start? I have one sort of

2:51.2

query that ends in a tarot bang. A talking cat. Yeah, get used to it, Mr. I'm breaking all the

3:01.1

rules over here. I'm I talk. Yes, I'm the size of a moderately sized building. Yes, that too.

3:08.4

I defy expectations in so many ways, but you've decided to settle on my power of speech and so

3:14.8

that's sort of your bag. So what are you doing down here? I'm a little bit too big to fit anywhere

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