Previously on the Adventure Zone.

You hear music coming from Minerva.

It's like a sad and beautiful acoustic blues tune.

You see a black imperial crown coop wrapped around a tree.

And the driver seat is your accomplice.

And I can fill my pockets and then I gotta run into the woods.

I think you are surprised when you cut clean through the pole.

Whoops! And it falls over into the store.

The counterweight and the tram and your car kind of tied up in this cable are very, very slowly,

slowly, skidding to a halt. Beacon has now coiled its way around the goats throat.

Y'all don't know me. Listen, I would not just kill your friend,

while I'm here on arm to the ground like this, but I most definitely want.

Maybe we should start with like a refresher because it's been a Gregorian calendar year since we've

played this game. In this one you hunt big monsters or sometimes.

Ooh, scary. Yeah, sometimes it is a little scary. I'm like, go ahead and give this one PG-13.

Griffin, have we revealed yet that we're the real monsters?

Yeah. I think if you've been paying attention to the subtext of the podcast,

the walking dead is actually maybe even us if you can believe it.

Yeah. Nice. Well, I don't need it because I've taken copious notes, but I'm sure that we have the other two.

The other two. Yeah. Why don't you lead us then, Dad, in prayer?

Dear Lord, please bless us with recognition, with cognitive abilities, to remember all of the

many wonderful things that have happened. And thank you for the blessing of Pod. He has no idea.

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