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The Adventure Zone

The Adventure Zone: Amnesty - Episode 13

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.937.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2018

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

The holidays have descended upon Kepler, West Virginia. While the town prepares for its annual festivities, the Pine Guard prepares for the coming Abomination. Ned gets under the hood. Aubrey does some risky sleight of hand. Duck gets two fateful phone calls. (Thanks to Evan Palmer [@evantickles] for our new cover art!)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Winter has come to Kepler, West Virginia.

0:03.0

It is late December, and the reliable crowd of out-of-state tourists has nestled into

0:08.6

Kepler's hotels and resorts, seeking an authentic snow-bound holiday retreat.

0:14.8

Twinkling lights cover the town's buildings and street lights and a freshly cut, garishly

0:19.7

decorated tree stands in front of City Hall.

0:22.8

It's nighttime, and not a creature stirs in Kepler's festive streets.

0:28.9

But up the road, to the west, a van speeds down State Route 66.

0:35.2

The vehicle emblazoned in the ancient logo of the Mananga-Hila Forest Service is driven

0:40.7

by one Rick Dannon, the agency's chief arborist.

0:45.0

With his working day of tending to the forest's trees behind him, he has packed up his tools

0:50.4

and left the forest to head home.

0:53.4

Through his windshield, the winding highway begins to vanish before his eyes as a sudden,

0:59.3

furious snowstorm materializes in front of him.

1:03.2

Thick, white flakes whipped into a frenzy by a powerful wind blanket his vision in seconds.

1:09.8

Panicked, he bears down on the brake pedal and wrestles with the steering wheel attempting

1:14.7

to maintain control of the vehicle and pull over to the side of the road.

1:20.2

And then, as quickly as it appeared, the storm passes.

1:25.6

The van's wipers kick on, revealing the road before him.

1:29.7

Rick breathes a sigh of relief and turns the wheel, pulling back onto the highway to continue

1:35.2

his commute.

1:36.8

The van pulls away down the winding highway.

1:40.7

It passes out of view behind the mountainside.

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