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The Adventure Zone

The Adventure Zone: Amnesty - Episode 1

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.937.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2018

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Our heroes begin a fateful day in the unassuming, rural ski town of Kepler, West Virginia. Duck answers a peculiar distress call. Aubrey puts on a memorable magic show. Ned plans his next grift.

Transcript

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0:00.0

We see a carpet of pine needles laid out over the quiet floor of the Mananga Hila National Forest.

0:07.7

Bright light is beaming down from the waxing nearly full moon overhead.

0:12.6

It is summer in Kepler West Virginia, and it is still. In this particular neck of the woods,

0:19.4

not a creature is stirring.

0:21.7

The tall pines all around are motionless, bathing in this moonlight.

0:26.7

There are no howls from the forest's depths.

0:29.1

No frogs rattling in the creeks that crisscross the terrain. No crickets whistling their summer song.

0:36.3

Kepler is quiet too.

0:38.3

Its citizens have long sense retired for the day.

0:41.8

The steady home of the finicular that connects the town to the ski slopes above ceased operations hours ago.

0:49.0

Signs for the businesses catering to Kepler's night owls flicker and dim as their proprietors close up shop.

0:56.5

Soft lights in the town's windows extinguish one by one save for the office window of the amnesty lodge on the outskirts of Kepler's top side.

1:08.8

Where the manager sips her evening tea,

1:11.6

peering expectantly out this window and into the forest beyond.

1:16.2

And back in those woods, a stone archway stands in the center of a small clearing.

1:23.0

The waxing moon reaches its zenith in the starlit sky above.

1:28.4

The carpet of pine needles begins to vibrate in soft pulses away from the center of this clearing.

1:36.2

And in an instant, the span of the arch is filled with the moonlight above.

1:42.7

And the carpet of needles is stripped away as sharp winds blow outward and away from the clearing in every direction.

1:52.7

The moon's reflection on the archway dims. The owner of the amnesty lodge finishes her evening tea and extinguishes the last light of Kepler West Virginia.

2:52.7

Okay. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the adventure zone.

3:07.2

First proper episode of what we're calling the adventure zone amnesty.

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