The Adam Smith Institute Is Very Regular And Not A Front For Aliens

TRASHFUTURE

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4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2017

⏱️ 71 minutes

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So there was just too much dumb stuff going on, and we HAD to do a bonus ep with the boyos. In reverse order: Steven Seagal did a horrible thing with a horrible man we needed to explore. NEEDED to explore. Like I was gonna get pancreatitis if we didn't explore it. Doctor Madsen Pirie of the Adam Smith Institute is also totally not an alien, and wants to teach the Tories how to reach millennial voters... by giving... tax cuts to the rich. And legalising "cannabis spliffs." We learn how to do mindset through brain breaking hostage negotiation tactics.

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0:00.0	It wouldn't be an episode of our podcast if all three of us were together, of course.
0:20.1	Yeah.
0:21.9	It's actually not physically possible because one of us is actually, we won't tell you who,
0:26.7	but one of us is actually one of the others in disguise.
0:31.5	So you never get to see all of us in the same room.
0:34.9	No, of course not.
0:35.7	It's like a Mrs. Doubtfire situation.
0:37.4	We might even alternate the disguises.
0:39.5	So sometimes I play Riley, sometimes I play Milo.
0:43.6	Riley's me isn't very good, though.
0:45.2	You know you see it's all in the same room or even in the same country?
0:48.5	I mean, half the ones in Edinburgh, I was trying to play you.
0:53.0	Wait, okay.
0:53.8	I haven't listened to those.
0:56.3	That's the high, high effort.
0:58.2	That's the high effort aesthetic we're going for.
0:59.9	Yeah, it is, yeah.
1:01.8	Well, the, the used, the famously high aesthetic, high effort, trashy shop.
1:06.8	No, just high aesthetic, I think.
1:08.2	The useful thing about us all being able to play each other is that if we start making any serious money out of this podcast, we can just like get rid of one person so we can split the pot between fewer people.
1:20.9	Exactly.
1:21.4	Really, it's fewer bank accounts.
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