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Larry Miller Show

The Accidental Locksmith (rebroadcast)

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2020

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Larry can make a duplicate key by eye, but somehow can't identify his own car. Plus a tribute to Alfred E. Newman and Butterfly McQueen. Then Larry talks about the great war movie "Kelly's Heroes" and recites the poem "A Boy And His Dad" by Edgar Albert Guest.

Quote of the week: "Martians could land and say, "German?"

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now live from Level Five productions on the Island of Mileronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who's always wanted to make his own house key. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

0:40.0

I'm Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all and boy oh boy it's never been a prettier

0:46.2

summer day than here on Miller Ronia today and I know I know I create the weather here and I punish people who don't do a good job at it.

0:57.0

I know, but it's still worth saying thank you because they do a great job.

1:03.0

Today is gorgeous here and the Colonel and I and our doggies here and my wife are in

1:10.4

well. We love being on Miller Ronia. True, I love Stately Miller Manor back on the

1:16.4

mainland, but boy we have a gorgeous house here too and everyone is so friendly

1:22.1

and of course they'd better be

1:25.8

But I don't know why I enjoy so much

1:28.8

Making things boy suddenly very cruel

1:32.4

But you know what it's it gorgeous here, and it's wonderful to be here every day.

1:37.0

And it makes me happy.

1:39.0

As of course the music makes me happy, that's the Alfred E. Newman Orchestra, and the Butterfly McQueen

1:46.5

dancers featuring Boy Tinner Brad Simpson asking the musical question, since musicals are largely a thing of the past are there any triple threats in

1:56.7

Hollywood today and was there ever a quadruple threat? Wow, good question Brad.

2:03.8

Now let me just let you know folks that in case you don't know those phrases, a triple threat

2:08.9

was really big and important in Hollywood since the beginning,

2:12.4

and especially through the 30s, 40s, 50s, and especially those days

2:16.0

because a triple threat was someone man or woman

2:20.0

who could act and sing and dance and boy those studio heads really put them to work

2:28.1

learning those things they were all talented but boy they could really hoof when they when they needed to and

2:36.7

that's a triple threat and then well as Brad said here and was there ever a

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